The soot woman

Have anyone of you returned to work to find that your workplace have had a fire during the night. The building still stands but everything and I mean everything is covered in black soot? I have had not only my apartment covered in black soot but also my workplace covered in black soot during the same year. I could almost be called the soot woman.  OK so we returned to work and it smelled bad too. So we had to start to clean the tables and chairs so we could sit. In my point of view this was not a healthy work environment but what could we do!? Anyway..I mean Really!? the same year a fire at home and a fire at work!!! Just typical me...what is the chance of this happening the same person the same year?