Clumsy "jackass" experience...

When I worked as a tourleader/guide working at the Greek island Skiathos. I lived in a small room and outside the room was a tiny hallway with a refrigerator. When I was going to iron my clothes I had to iron them on top of the refrigerator as I did not have an ironing board. One morning ironing my dress in my underwear. I was so tired and somehow I lost the grip of the iron so instinctively I pressed the iron to my body as otherwise it would fall to the floor. I burnt my breast with the iron! How clumsy was that!???? It hurt and I was marked by the experience!