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Sunday, 17 November 2013

Can I change nurse please!?

I have never had surgery before but I had to remove my gallbladder as it was filled with stones and it was painful and bothered me almost everyday. So I came to the hospital and and I met my nurse. An elderly lady who looked very kind. She started to ask me some questions like if I had some liquid Before the operation and I had to fill in a form. She informed me about what was going to happen and that I should get some pills which was normal procedure to calm the patients down. OK so she forwarded me 3 different pills and I said please could you mix it with a little bit of liquid. She disappeared and I started to take the other pills with some water. She came back and said oh have you taken those pills you should not have them with a lot of water. She forwarded me the cup with my medicine and she dropped it on me by mistake. So the medicine poured down my trousers. OK. She walked away and made me some new medicine. When I had all the pills in my body she started:
Did I tell you this?
Did we do that?
Oh, did I forget to say that....?
And did I tell you that...?
I started to get nervous even with the calming effect of the pills....I even thought to myself maybe I should ask to have her replaced????? As she obviously forgot important things.
Anyway the operation went well and here is the result of the operation:

Here are my 21 stones!!!




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