The Arsenal fan and his girls and squirrels and raccoons

Last night I was at the restaurant Grill Ruby and at the table next to ours were a man and two ladies. The man he spoke continuously about football. We thought that was kind of strange as usually with ladies and at a restaurant that would not be the topic all night long. Anyway in the middle of the meal he says. Come on you wouldn´t like to talk about crochet (virkning in Swedish) and their different patterns. So the conversation continued about football all night. The man described Chelsea as squirrels running around chasing bread and another team were raccoons and so on. He was very odd this fellow. My husband commented that if this football crazy man was interested in one of the women then that was not a subject he should choose for the evening. Anyway it was time for the ladies to get rid of this boring conversation and time to pay the bill. It turned out that the man´s credit card was rejected and the waiter came back and said sorry there is no money on this card. So, it turned out that one of the ladies paid it all. The man put on his Arsenal scarf and jacket and said we will split the bill and I will pay my half....