Blame it on the kid....

My family had visited some relatives and we were all standing in the hallway putting on our jackets as it was time to go. Then...the unthinkable happens a loud long fart explodes in the hallway. My father asked me loudly: - But what did you do!?
It was not me it was my father and I replied: - It wans´t me it was you!
All infront of our relatives...while the bad smell filled the hallway.
So in the car back home I complained. Dad how could you blame me when it was you!