What do you do when you have a bicycle crash with someone??

I was travelling with the bus and I looked out of the window. Then a strange scene appeared in front of me. The bus passed two bicycles which were laying down on the pavement. A woman and a man had crashed into each other. Some shopping bags and apples were laying around on the ground. Just were they had crashed was a recycling station for bottles. The man was standing by the recycling station with a bunch of keys and he was on his way to throw them into the recycling station. The woman tried to cover the gap/slot with her hands as he was trying to throw her keys inside. Someone lost there marbles = got a little crazy and over reacted! So when you get angry throw keys into recycle bins! You will feel much better!??? Really!?