Do not touch my friend!

One late night at the disco....one girlfriend was fondled by a man. He grabbed her both breasts and said: - You are too good looking for this place! Obviously he was drunk or a pervert. She walked away without saying or doing anything. She told us what happened. I asked her to point out the culprit and I walked up to him and said: - Do not touch my friend! and then I pushed him away.
Just think how surreal his behaviour and his comment is...Really!