The "helpful" husband

A nice romantic candle light dinner in the moonlight at an outdoor restaurant at the Island Andros in  Greece.  My husband and I had just finished the main course and suddenly something dark came flying and landed on my back.
I tried to see what it was but it was impossible as I of course could not see my own back and I also had a black sweater. So I asked my husband what it is??? He did not reply. I asked again but what is it? He said let us order dessert first. I got REALLY annoyed. You must tell me what it is! He just called the waiter and asked me what do you want for dessert? We ordered dessert.
I said take it off me what ever it is! Now rather angry. He said I do not know what to do..still not telling me what it was. Take a fork or knife and push it off me. I am getting borderline hysterical as I still do not know what it is. He took a fork and waived it and a big flying cockroach fell down under my chair on its back. So my beloved husband had let a cockroach sitting on me with no care in the world. I do not know what you would have felt but it was for sure not a romantic dinner anymore.