It is dangerous to answer the phone

One of my family members sleeps very deep and is difficult to wake up so when the telephone rang he did not of course wake up BUT as noone answered he finally woke up. In the foggy state of being abruptly awake he stumbled and tripped over some furniture to reach the phone and....broke his leg. Talk about clumsy!

The screaming zipperlady

Today I had an eveningwalk with my daughter. An elderly lady started to talk to us about not being able to close her zipper on her jacket which she wanted as it had started to get cold. We had a look at her zipper and a metall bit was missing so it was not possible to use the zipper. Her accent was telling us that she was from Norway.As my family is from Norway we talked about that. Suddenly she started to scream and hit herself on her ears. She stops and says I have to do that sometimes. I said well if it makes you feel better why not. She shows us where she lives we talk about shoes and also whrn she started to learn how to ski in Norway. She screamed and hit her ears two more times. She was such a lovely lady how sad that she had this compulsory strange behaviour.

The secret lorry driver

A lady bumped hard into my knee when I was sitting down on the bus. She apologized and then asked two young men if they were brothers as they had the same outfit (they were painters). Then she turned to me and talked among other things about her secret affair at work with the lorry driver. Life is exciting!

I want a cheeseburger!

One day at a fast food restaurant a man walked in and he ordered a cheeseburger. The man at the cashier said: We are serving breakfast now. The man responded: OK I want a cheeseburger. The staff told him again: We are serving breakfast now. The customer again said still calm and friendly. OK I want a cheeseburger.  They repeated a third time the same thing happened. The staff called for the manager as the customer did not want to listen. So, the manager got him to finally choose something else a Fanta and a toast. Then it was time to pay. The man handed a cigarette to the manager. The manager said we do not accept cigarettes. Do you have cash or a credit card. The customer said I have a card. The customer then took the cigarette and tried to push it into the credit card reader for about 5 minutes.....Weirdest thing ever! Well in the end he left with a pulverised cigarette and no Fanta and toast.